Amy Schumer is very funny and very quick. There's a criticism among male comics about female comics, that they only have to look good in a skirt and talk about blowjobs and they can get away with not being funny, and I want to be clear that when comics make this criticism they are talking about Amy Poehler, not Amy Schumer. So if you're brave enough we're going to play a different game, a game with real winners and real losers, and that game is Guess What Happens Next.
Getting out of the cab and feeling disgusted is Act IV. Acts II- IV are the rising action, climax, and falling action Act V is the denouement: what was the result of all this? Taking this literally, Amy's orgasm is Act III. 10 or so blocks later she climaxes, immediately feels horrified by herself, gets out of the cab, pays, and runs into her apartment.Īt the end of this story, everyone, including Amy, started to play the popular game Why Would She Do That?- was she molested as a child, was it self-punishment? But according to the Textbook Of Psychoanalysis, every event in your life is reprocessed as a story, and every story has five Acts. So while her drunk friends are passed out in the back, she's riding his "disgusting finger" towards an orgasm and trying not to moan too loudly. She wanted to get fingered by this filthy, ugly, dangerous cab driver. That's right, she didn't let this all happen, she made it all happen, on purpose.
#I have no mouth and i must scream am hate speech driver#
GUY: So you let the cab driver touch your vagina?ĪMY: No- I took his hand and made him touch my vagina. So what does a drunk 18 year old coed do in the front seat of a cab that's worth sharing on the radio? She extends her leg over towards the cabbie.Īt this point I should tell you that the title of this Opie & Anthony segment is "Amy Schumer Gets Fingered In A Cab" so of course I already know what's going to happen, which is why I'm parked behind a church. The cab driver was "gross, like the cab driver on MTV." "This was back when I used to do dangerous things, sexually," and littered throughout the story were exasperated sighs, like, "I can't believe I did those things." I sympathize, believe me I do. She was 18, and was out with friends in NYC wearing "a miniskirt and a tube top- my uniform back then." At the end of the night they pile into a cab. On the Opie & Anthony radio show, comic Amy Schumer told a sexy story.
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